I'm SUPER excited to share this book with you all! One, because it's a seriously HILARIOUS story and, two, because I know the author and he's good peeps. If you haven't read any of Drew Hayes' work before, now would be a great time to start. Laughage is guaranteed.
About FRED:
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die
boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did
so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues,
Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with
an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off
a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman
world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal
necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to
“survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody
mess.
Now, brace yourselves for this cover because it is SO cool. I mean, what else would you expect from the talented people at REUTS? (I've really loved every REUTS cover so far)
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Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written
several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated
from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar
with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most
profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of
drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels
kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He
does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.
Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a
cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being
serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey
anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant.
Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good
high-five? No one, that’s who.
Can't say I've heard of wereponies before!
ReplyDeleteHow cool is that cover?! Fred, the vampire accountant. Lol!
Also, best biography ever. ^_^
Isn't it? He's hilarious. :)
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